WOOHOOOOOOOOO. PUDDLES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVENT LIKE FUREVER!! SO GIRLFRIEND HERE'S TO MUD IN YOUR EYES (STOP ROLLING THOSE PEEPERS AT ME) !! IT IS I MADI YOUR BFFF HANG ON TIGHT...I'M WINDING UP MY MIGHTY LEFT PITCHING ARM. PUDDLES GET THOSE LONG BLUE NAILS OFF THE RIM OF THE DrUNK TANK NO FAIR HOLDING ON OK HERE I I GO. SPLAT MOL MOL PUDDLES DID YOU KNOW BEERS MAKE YOUR FURS SHINY...SO BY 3 PM WE'LL ALL NEED SOME FOSTER GRANTS.HEY IT IS SNOWING IN RALEIGHYOUR BFFF MADI
Well, at least we know why Puddles "borrowed" all the helium tanks. She was hoping to float to the top!
Oh Puddles, you are going to be so toasted before long. Who knew you were being dunked into beer. You are enjoying that way too much.
Oh gurl! I am SOOOOO glad you took my advise and are gettin' dunked in the BEERS!!! Oh, yeah, that's gonna be tons better than old stinkin' water! Okay, I paid my green papers, where are my balls?! *stop laughin' Puddles, I didn't mean MY balls, since I, as a gurl don't HAVE any!! hehehe* Okays, I want like 87 throws.....Oh, missed...almost got it...ooooo, so close.....YEA!! Down goes the Blonde One!! She's been down there awhile....how comes the beers is disappearin? PUDDLES!! You can't DRINK your way OUT! Silly Doxie!I'm gonna gets some poppy corn, and I'll be back....Kisses,Ruby
I thinks we may has to refill da tank...ooops.
So every time we dunk you - you get to drink some beer?? Move over, I am coming in (SPLASH) HEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Splurp, slurp, slurp ....
(Doing back stroke across dunk tank)
I reckon you can cross dat off your bucket list too.Now move overs.....cannon ball time.SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH......woooooo doggie was dat fun. Should has put a divin' board on here.
Ooooh, that looks like funs!! NUTS!!! Tanks not big enough for an Airedale! I can lick the beers off Pip.....come here dude......
Yea, catch it when he drips.
Whoa! Easy with the beer splashing. This fine green fur takes forever to dry. :)
HEY MURPHY AND STANLEY.... COME ON GUYZ.... Let's DUNK PUDDLES..Oooops... missed with that throw... Hope I didn't Chip the Glass.. Here STAN... You Try... KeeeeerrrrrrSplash... YEA STAN... now let me try again... HEY Murph...I'm NEXT... OH OKAY... you can go... KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPlunk WHEEEE Murph.. you did it toooNow it is the ERN's TURN.. KLINK...KeeeeeerrrrrACK... WHOOOOOOSH... OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CRACKED the GLASS this time... RUN guyZ we will be in trouble NOW...
Well you little SSSSSSSS...SSSSQUIRT!
A diving board that's what we need!
*Floats a wooden board over to the giant tank of beer*
Thanks darling. Would you be a dear and float over to the food tent and grab me a cheeseburger.
ME NEXT! I WANTA TRY IT. IT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
COOOOOOOME on.....it's only a dollar!!!!!!
WAIT GUYZzzzzzz Everybuddy is LAFFIN and Lappin up FOAM... Guess they have a BUNCH of those Glasses... see they are already getting another one filled.. LOOK at that head of FOAM on the thingy.. OK... I'm gonna try again.. KerrrrrrSPLASH.... WEHEEEEEE I dRunked the PUDDLES too!!
Where did Pip go??? I gots to dry him off....
I'm right here. Just taking a cheeseburger break.
Fear not...we has more tanks...cuz I kinda knew dis would happen. See hows prepared I is. Go ahead and pat me on da head.
To the residents of Blogville, We have stolen your ringleader, Roo. List of demands to follow. Signed, Evil Clowns
Is that the best you got? You don't look look so evil to me. Take a look at these CLAWS. That's right, they could snag your blue wig in about two seconds. Now, where is Roo???
OOOOOOOOh you go girl!
Yep. I'd rather face an Evil Clown than an angry Rossie any day. I notice she is stealing wearing my mother's jewels... *Shakes head as he takes a sip of his cotton candy martini*
Um, guys...While Rossie and Puddles were taking down the clown, I think someone made off with Adam's cage!
I could be wrong, cause I can't see so good, but I think it was Bono on top of a giant elephant.
OMD!! Puddles...did you read THAT?! ROO'S BEEN DOGNAPPED!!!!
I'm surprised you just didn't say in there until it was all gone! :)
Roo? Roo who? Bwhahahahahaha...just kiddin'.Um, I ain't afraid of you Evil Clown #1...I has hunted and deaded things worser than you.Ooooh yea, whatcha gots to say bout dat?
I just snagged me a blue wig off Evil Clown #1. He doesn't look so evil now ...in fact, he kind of like a squirrel to me ...and do you know what we do to squirrels, Mr. Clown?
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE...we eats 'em...afters they has been grilled
I eats em' 'tartare'!!!! hehehe
Bloodthirsty darlings, the whole lot of you! :) Did the clown talk? Where are they keeping Roo?
Hi Puddles!Get ready for a 5X dunk!George--Throws...Nails it!! (SPLASH)Gracie--Tosses...Nails it!! (Ker Plunk)Toby--Behind the Back...Nails it!! (SWOOSH!!)Lily--Granny Toss...Nails it!! (THUD!!)...I think we might need more beer in the drunk tank!!Mimi--Hits the target with her Paw...hehehehehe!!...(WHAT?!? DUNK)Thanks for letting us help you get drunk...wesa mean dunked for a good cause!Much Luvums,The Slimmer PuggumsGeorge, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi
Oh, right. Roo was taken hostage by a gang of Evil Clowns. I knew I forgot something... This is why I need my notepad. Guess I have to go into that Freaky Fun House and rescue him....And I WILL!Right after I top off my cotton candy martini.
Come on Murph and Stan.... Sarge just said that the NEWEST FUReaks are now on display....Let's go see them..
BOL, Miss Puddles, I dunked you two times! Boy, what great aim I have! I hope you have tons of funs getting dunked!Luvs,Jackie
Don't get too drunk Puddles. Enjoy I am sure you will. Have to go spend time with my family now but have a blast.Have a super Saturday.Best wishes Molly
HEY EVERYBUDDY...... THE SNOW IS COMING DOWN SOOOOOOOO FAST AND HARD THAT THE CIRCUS GUYS SAY.... THEY MAY HAVE TO STAY IN TOWN LONGER... yea YEA I never in my life thought I would WISH for it to KEEP SNOWIN... this will give even MORE folks time to get to the BIG TOP and see the SHOWS and to the Side Show tents too.I just HOPE that Sasha has PLENTY OF FOODS Left...
What's that? The vodka delivery truck is stuck in the snow....But how will Sasha make my cotton candy martinis? *Starts hyperventilating* S-A-S-H-A!
Alien I am back with supplies. Please don't panic. Did you get the martini's I sent over with Rosie? She promised to give the whole pitcher to you. Sasha
*Grabs Sasha and gives her a big kiss* If you weren't dating Remington, I would steal you up in my spaceship! Um...About Rosie....The last time I saw her she was beating up some clown and demanding answers.
Well that is one solution to the clown problem. Just send Rosie. Can she get Roo back, I am kind of worried about him. Lets have a martini and discuss it
Ahhhhhhh...I'll discuss anything overs a martini...even if I ain't part of da conversation. You really out did yourself with these Cotton Candy Martinis.
Alien, don't you has a spaceship to FLY...duh?
You know what they say about drinking and flying. :O
Now, where is my one-legged ghost when I need her ...oh there you are, be a dear and fetch Alien some more vodka from the truck. I know it is heavy, but I think you can float and carry vodka at the same time ...just don't drink it.
SPLASH! Note to self: remove candy apple from furs before jumping into the dunk tank - I just sunk like a brick. Bawhahahahaha!
Hehehehee...I just tolded sasha it was hard work bein' your nurse
Well maybe, but I pay you well with other dogs' jewels, collars, money, wine, mailboxes, giant ears, and couch cushions. Bawhwhahahahahahahhahahaha
Yes, you do...don't furget licker cabinets...hehehehehe.I is excited bouts gettin' back on da road again...you still has your donchoo?
Like I believed you Puddles!! Throwing a candy apple at Pip is not exactly a skilled trade(snickers)Now get up there so I can dunk you, I added a whole bunch of beer icee to make it nice and chilled for you. I hope you don't get frozen in there.
Ha ha ha! That is the perfect dunk tank for you! Why do I have the feeling that the glass is going to be empty by the end of the circus?Bunny
Yep you is going down Puddles!Sweet William The Scot
OMD I was so confused! I thought this said DRUNK TANK and Puddles was in jail (again). Silly me, it's the DUNK TANK instead. Gosh, that's a relief. GIMME a couple of those balls!! She'll be shriveled up like a prune at this rate. BOLGrr and Woof,Sarge, Fastball Thrower
We've finally made it so now it's our turn to dunk you in the drunk tank. Oh, we meant the dunk tank.Winding up for the pitch........... BULLSEYE!See ya Puddles....... SPLASH!Now thats what we call entertainment :)Hugs,Lily Belle & Muffin
Puddles I think I would love to relieve you in the drunk tank. I think you need a break and I am your dog to take your place.Blessings,Goose
OMD I had to run out for supplies. I made it back in time!! I got the vodka and beer icee trucks through with no problem. I have plenty of foodables and if we run out, I am pretty sure some of those clowns are really squirrels(like the tail sticking out wasn't a clue Duh) so we just send Puddles and Ruby on a deading hunt, problem solved. DON'T PANIC PLEASE!Puddles can you climb back up there again?? I didn't get a chance to dunk you. I have been waiting all day.
Hehehehehe...anything fur you Sasha...I really don't mind...hehehehe!
Puddles I read your fortune by Molly. It was pretty cool. I like the part about not burping alone. I hate to burp or fart alone. There is no one to blame. I will give you this to ponder ."If you fart alone in your crate with no one to hear, does it still stink??" Think about it and get back to me.
Dunk Puddles Dunk Puddles!!
I am sending up burgers for you with the giraffes. I hope you get them, watch for them. No left...the other left...oops he dropped it in. Now you and Pip have something to dive for
Weehee!! Gotcha Puddles!!! Glad my lady, Sally Ann, is here by my side to see my great shot!You're such a good sport.Hootie
My turn. My turn. He he I landed you in the drink too!AireKisses,BabyRocketDog
WAIT a minute! I had to kiss stinky Old Spice Levine and YOU gets to get dunked and drunk at the same time? Well, you know what? I think I'm gonna get back at you by NOT dunking you! So there! (crosses paws)Heehee! Oh gosh. I wish you could see the look on your face, Puddles. You shoulda known I was kidding. A real furend will ALWAYS make sure her BFF is swimming in beer at every opportunity. Now, gimme that ball, boys! Heeeeere we goooooo...!
Ah the quiet of early morning at the Circus. Been enjoying all the tents with no lines. And here I am at the Giant Beer Mug - shame Puddles isn't here - Oh wait! Is that a tuft of brown fur I see sticking up above the lip of the cup? Must have fallen asleep in there last night. An evil grin passes across my face. I pick up the balls - tossing them a little at first to get a feel for them - and then a thought crosses my mind. Looks around - no one in sight - to heck with the balls! Crosses over the toss line - tiptoes up to the flapper - puts a paw against it - waits for a moment - thinks whether I should really do this or not...Yap! Gotta do it! Smashes paw into the flapper - KERSPLASH! Wha Wha Who Who Where Where ??? Heh Heh Heh Quickly scratches a note in the snow - "Roo Was Here" and runs off to the next tent laughin histerically all the way
Next time, we will drink you out of the drunk tank. :DShelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/
For swiping our ear.... DOWN YOU GO MISS PUDDLES!For trying to steal Gracie's boyfriend... DOWN YOU GO Diva Dawg Puddles!For keeping Phil from predicting an early spring.. Take that you Trouble Maker!WHEW! That feels better! Now where do we pay? We donated to the chip in, but do we need to donate another $3 for this round of fun? Where?
This is just too funny. You have yourself your own doggy beer pool. It looks like you were having some great fun. Thanks for the share. Have a fantastic rest of your day.World of Animals