There is No Doom or Gloom In Mystic Mollys' Fortune! Part 1
Please scroll
down to your relevant number where you will find your horoscope. Numbers have
been attributed to when your comments came through. We hope you will enjoy.
Please feel free to copy your horoscopes should you wish. If you could be so
kind, give your $ (or if you wish $s should you want to donate more) to the
Chip In. Our very best wishes Molly.
Part 1.
1/ Asta.
2/Mr.Pip.
3/ & 4/ The
Dachies With Moxie Mixie, Chip & Tasha.
5/ Misaki.
6/ & 7/ Frankie
& Ernie.
8/ Downunder
Daisy & Bella & Roxy.
9/& 10/ Mollie
& Alfie.
11/ Sasha.
12/, 13/ &
14/ Dip-Dip Dinah, Bridge & Eliot.
Part 2.
15/ Pippa
Sheltie.
16/ Sweet
William The Scot.
17/ Roo.
18/ Wrigs.
19/ Stella Rose.
20/ & 21/ Shiloh & Shasta.
22/ Thru Squirrel Eyes.
18/ Wrigs.
19/ Stella Rose.
20/ & 21/ Shiloh & Shasta.
22/ Thru Squirrel Eyes.
23/ & 24/ Susie
& Sidebite.
25/ Ranger.
26/ Tweedles.
27/ Nola.
28/ & 29/ Lily
& Muffin.
Part 3.
30/ Sugar The
Who.
31/ & 32/ Wyatt
& Stanzie.
33/, 34/ &
35/ Greta, Hazel & Bailey.
36/, 37/, 38/,
39/, & 40/ Mimi, Lily, George, Gracie & Toby.
41/ Ruby.
42/ Easy.
42/ Easy.
Part 4.
43/, 44/ & 45/ Milo & Newby & Miss Dixie.
43/, 44/ & 45/ Milo & Newby & Miss Dixie.
46/ & 47 Mona & Weeniem.
48/ Samantha, Clementine & Maverick.
49/ & 50/ Madi & Mum.
51/ Puddles.
52/ Cocco The Mini Pig.
53/ & 54/ Ruthie & Booboo.
49/ & 50/ Madi & Mum.
51/ Puddles.
52/ Cocco The Mini Pig.
53/ & 54/ Ruthie & Booboo.
55/ Gizmo!
56/ Sugar!
1/Asta Here!
Crystal ball!
We see for you Asta a misty future! Hmm sorry that is my
slobber on the crystal ball. Let me just give it a quick clean and start again.
Hmm that is better! You future is bright and clear with your peoples career,
income, and business playing major roles this year. You will feel good about
what you do and therefore feel good about yourself. You will dig deep into your
feelings about practical matters and you have an excellent chance of achieving inner
harmony. The steps you take may not be big or speedy but you will make
significant changes and you will have a better understanding of what it is you
can and want to do in your life. Just have faith in your natural talents and
put them to work for you. Worry not and just start enjoying what you do as work
will bring your peoples great joy. There may be some challenges but just discriminate
carefully when it comes to the taking on of new work or projects. Don’t bite
off more than you can chew unless of course it is a big juicy bone, which in
this case we recommend a quick consumption before someone tries to take it
away. Circumstances will remind you of the importance of schedules,
responsibility, and reputation. Therefore make sure your peoples are realistic
with their goals and work at a steady pace whilst making time for you. This year
is certainly not all about work and in the first half of the year make time for
entertainment and self-expression. Plenty of fun and games are in store for you
and there may also be some romance. Take lots of walks and make time for
meeting and greeting. Communicate openly and frequently and your life will be
full of fun and laughter. Matters from the past may make you feel a little
uncomfortable but worry not, they will remain in the past. You are redefining
your attitude towards money and possessions this year. Toys and stuffies will hold
little interest for you as you embrace life in one big social whirl.
2/Mr.Pip. Here!
Squirrel
entrails!
Your personal magnetism shines strong and bright. Excuse
me for a moment whilst I have a little nibble. The reading of squirrel entrails
is very difficult, temptation is everywhere! Your life is now at full speed and
your spirit soars. Many appreciate your manner and style more than you realise.
You are a very popular figure in your community. You will chaperoned by a
significant other throughout the year who will share your sense of fun and bask
with you in all your triumphs. Leisure activities figure strongly and you will
find your year is one of joy and fulfilment. Organizing your peoples and making
them tend to important paper work eases your mind so that you can enjoy hobbies
and entertainment without guilt. You are now beginning a cycle in which
relationships are your top priority. A lot of your energy is poured into friendships
but you nevertheless you will have fun and happy times. In fact, you may be in
the mood for entertaining at home this year. You need to pursue your creative
impulses so just go full steam ahead. Some redecorating, and home improvement may
be needed after your open house project. You know you have an eye for style!
Themes of cheeseburgers seem to be prevalent. Creative self-expression is
strong and your loved ones will be impressed. The urge to reach out and
communicate with others is powerful and will result in new friendships or the
strengthening of ties with acquaintances. The flurry of activity that demands
your attention this year are in your personal life, your friends, and family. A
year of cheeseburgers, fun and frolics for you and your friends.
3/The Dachies
With Moxie Mixie. Here!
Chip.
The tea leaves!
There’s a spirit of compassion at work which will be
quite invigorating and pleasant. Drats I have just dropped tea leaves all over
my furs! That will teach me for trying to de-stuff a tea bag whilst reading the
futures! Your ambitions are realistic and you easily find the motivation to
accomplish exactly what you set out to do. Your personal magnetism and the
creative way you express your ideas will be recognised by those around you. Your
strong connections, particularly with loved ones will continue to strengthen. You
are ready to have some fun this year. You are bound to surprise people
with your playful and spirited attitude. This joie de vivre attracts positive
attention from those who come into contact with you. With the desire for
adventure in your heart you might make more of going for exciting walks and
adventures to shops and the like. You will find support from friends in any
adventure you undertake. Your personal plans are a big priority and the love of
your peoples is a major source of satisfaction. Remember to tend to others’
needs and demands as much as they tend to yours. Fortunately these activities
are enjoyable for you. Your ability to protect your ladies and your
homestead is legendary and you are greatly loved for it. Being the only boy in
the house can make life a little hard but sometime soon you may have a partner
to help you with homeland security. This
may give you personal recognition and positive feedback.
4/Tasha.
The cards!
What is dropped is sure to come! Hmmm that is 52 cards
then as I have just dropped the lot when trying to reach for a quick snack. Look
the three of hearts. I predict three will be a significant number this year
before the Bunny Hops. It will be an exceptionally exhilarating year for you. You
are filled with energy, drive and vitality and your powers of attraction are
greatly enhanced. All that reflection and rest during the last year pays off as
now you feel more confident about going after what you want. Your strong animal
magnetism might mean there is chance of romance later in the year. A job offer
or opportunity might come your way. It
may mean you will be asked to take on the task of hostess with the mostest
during the first half of the year. All eyes are on you and your ability to
persuade, enchant, and delight others will not fail. Always charming you will
continue to wrap the main man in your life round those precious paws of yours. There is a lot going on behind the scenes, and
you might find yourself re-evaluating important parts of your life. Peoples
will need careful handling as they take on new projects and hurtle full steam
ahead. Despite this your social calendar is busy and networking, spending time
with friends, and group activities bring much stimulation. While you’re
certainly building for the future, your thoughts will also turn to the past and
remembering good times and loved ones will leave you content and happy. A sense of renewal and a new personal
beginning will be set the stage for change with positive outcomes.
5/Misaki. Here!
Crystal ball!
Changes to your personality and growth maybe subtle this
year but they will be significant. You are more willing to learn from others
and to accept support offered. Furthermore tastes in romance, recreation, and
the arts are blossoming. Relationships continue to figure strongly in your life
this year. Speaking of tastes, excuse me whilst I lick off the remains of my
bacon snack which I have managed to get on my crystal ball. Hmm, now I feel
less light headed. Fortune telling is hungry work. You are finding more joy in others,
and they are responding likewise. Partnership opportunities present themselves
as the year goes on in direct proportion to your generosity of spirit. Romance and
new relationships are exciting and fulfilling. The last part of the year focuses
less on pleasure and socializing and more on your responsibilities to your
peoples. You may take up some kind of sport like agility or learn some new
tricks and commands. It is a time for working towards solid long term goals.
You will be tending to those things you have left neglected with great success.
Practical responsibilities that you have let slide will slowly but surely be
seen as achievable and you will not be overwhelmed by the tasks ahead. Keeping fit
and daily running can be a challenge but drag your peoples out as what is good
for you is also good for them. It is period of turning dreams into reality both
particularly and creatively. Your personality toughens up, but your powers of
persuasion are high. Your power lies in the eyes and a wet nose never fails.
6/Frankie. Here!
Crystal ball!
The year brings a fuller social life to your world and
less of the burden of responsibility. When it comes to friendships, networking,
and group associations you know it is about the quality and depth rather than
quantity. Your wisdom is noted by many. You also have a chance to restructure
your long term goals and you will be more discriminating and realistic about
what you are capable of achieving. You are lucky as there is less pressure to
prove yourself or to perform this year. We predict more joy in what you do
best. Sparks are flying! Nope sorry that is just static as I rub the last of
the bacon snack off the crystal ball. At the start of the year watch that you
don't overload your life with additional responsibilities you do not need to
take on. Have a well earned break from the drudgery of officialdom. It is a
year in which you are reminded at almost every turn just how much your friends
still need you. All year, acquaintances and friends will continue to support
you. The second half of the year is likely to bring helpful, happy people into
your sphere and for you a partner who truly makes you feel good about yourself.
Existing partnerships can bring joy as well and you will need to allow some
time for them too. Experience your own freedom by giving up some of the need to
host events and enjoy them instead. Home life remains a little unsettled at the
end of the year. There will be some shuffling around, redecorating and an
assault of unwelcomed little white people which will leave you feeling uprooted
in many ways. Worry not the assault of the snowfreaks will be short and we
predict their number will diminish as some will be deaded before the year is
over. Communications are rewarding and alliances are formed and strengthened this
year.
7/Ernie.
Crystal ball!
The
crystal ball is clear and bright as are you this year. Charm is your middle
name. Some may say you are quiet but we know that is not so. You are a hard
worker and your warm hearted and fun approach to life is a winning combination.
Pip can you hold the crystal ball whilst I go for a quick pee. Hmm that is
better as all I could see was running streams. All this tea keeps making me
pee. We predict a big romance this year. You will take pride in their great beauty
and kindness. By the time of the four leaf clover and the little green people
you will be an item. The Emerald Isle will bestow good luck in matters of the
heart. To be sure, to be sure, love will light up your heart and two
will be your lucky number. You're probably going to have to keep an eye out for
impulse buys, but there's no harm in spending on some luxury items as long as
they are within your means. You will want to shower the one you love with gifts
but remember don’t go out on a fling on the bling. Sometimes the smallest
things are what we treasure most. An old stuffy or sharing a bone can make for some
of the happiest moments. In other matters you will be busy with errands,
studying, and communicating but at the end of the year life will settle down
and on the domestic front things will be harmonious and pleasant. A year of
growing and you will feel you have moved out from the shadows into the bright
light of life. Lively days for you, particularly when it comes to love,
relationships and friendships too. We see happy times with fun and gaiety
ahead. Remember to include your peoples in all of this and don’t neglect them.
After all they need love too. Happy peoples, make a happy home.
8/Downunder
Daisy & Bella & Roxy too. Here!
The tarot!
Arrhh
the tarot. Hmmm oh my where are they. Opps let me try and find them. Look they
were down the back of the sofa with a long lost raw hide. Epic find! Three is
your impawtant number and it shall remain so throughout the year. I see many
cool walks around your hood and many strange creatures who you will encounter.
One to be avoided and I know very well is the ginger monstrosity more commonly
called a fox. Be wary of things that look orange and have paws and teeth. Yes
the cards say, the bushy tail might make you wail and turn you pale so move
fast and don’t be a snail. Stick together like three brave mutt-adores and all
will be fine. Your peoples need to watch what they eat to maintain a healthy
diet so we predict a bit of counter surfing, bin raiding and cupboard love will
be a priority this year. What you manage to eat is good as it means your
peoples will be healthier for it. Argumentative and outspoken behavior will not
be appreciated so be kind and thoughtful to each other. Remember be versatile
as this will keep your folk busy and stimulated. We predict an exciting year
full of adventure and escapades. There will seldom be a dull moment so make
sure you all take nap times seriously. Growing and sharing are key in your year
ahead both within your household and outside. You have many friends who live
far away and despite the distance these friendships will grow and blossom. By
the end of the year there will be exciting news from far away. The ring card
suggests that one of you will make a significant proposal to a loved one. This
will end an exciting year with much joyous and wonderful celebration.
9/Mollie. Here!
Squirrel
entrails!
You're in for a full year. Excuse me while a pick a bit
of squirrel gizzards out of my back tooth. Hmm that is better. The career of
your significant peeps will reach its peak, and if you use your charms to help,
remarkable progress will be made. The sky is the limit.....not this year! There
are no limits for you so reach for the moon. The vocational aspects career,
money and work will be strongly highlighted this year. The fall of a kidney
from the squirrel, indicates a latent need for expressing creativity, so
unleash your artistic side. Red is a colour you should wear often this year as
it will bring you luck. Interweave these elements into your peeps life and you
will help them on the way to great success. However, don't break order and routine
as disorder and confusion may try and creep into your home. Keep things in
check and all will be OK. Writing, sharing, deals, exchanges and transactions
feature strongly this year. Trips will also have great influence on business
and money. In all 2013, will require all your attention and your creative
juices will flow. Drats I got squirrel blood all down my chin. Anyone got a
napkin? The telling of entrails is dirty work! Home and family will leave you nothing to
worry about this year. It is yes, a year of endeavour but that is not to be
sniffed at. With hard graft and barks comes its’ own rewards. Your efforts now
will put you all in a good place for the start of next the year. More impawtantly
all your support and encouragement will not go unrewarded. Start making a list
of you ten top treats! There is an excellent chance you will have all those by
the end of the year. The only thing you have to remember is an organized and
balanced lifestyle gives you a win:win situation.
10/Alfie
The tea leaves!
While close relationships are in strong focus this year
you tend to be more of a private and introspective individual. You might meet
someone who comes into your life in a wonderful way opening you up to new ways
of self expression. New depths can be experienced now and give you an inner
glow. Love matters are at the forefront this year. Partnerships fare better
than more casual relationships, the latter being a bit of a wild leaf blowing
in your life right now. You meet some exciting and unusual natives but
permanency is in the tea. Hmm excuse me while have a slurp and a burp. Those
squirrels guts have left me a bit thirsty. Money matters are significantly
improved compared to recent years. Even so, you may be downsizing with own personal
possessions and going through a period of de-cluttering. Be careful as the
peeps can be very resourceful when it comes to recycling or using what you throw
out in different ways. Therefore if you want to chuck out the nip as the place
is a tip we suggest EBay or you might find your unwanted possessions in a bake
or a cake. This is because your peeps are breaking out of ruts and exploring
highly alternative art forms. Try to keep them grounded and certainly do not
let them fly away as high as a kite. Dreams are just dreams unless you work
towards them with some degree of realism. Financial support in the form of
shared resources are easier to come by in the second half of the year, but it
will be important to watch your borrowing habits. You are thinking about your
dream home and an idyllic domestic life, your chances of turning these into a
reality are strong. Your ability to meet others halfway will open up social
possibilities and opportunities. You are generous by nature and the year sees
you directing much of this generosity to significant others. Enjoy yourself as
you do and it will be a year of expectations met and promises kept.
11/Sasha. Here!
Crystal ball!
Fullness to your inner world, family, and home life is
what is in store for you this year. You are expanding your feelings of comfort
and warmth within yourself, and thus to family members and loved ones. You
should literally expand your family and friends welcoming new additions with
open paw. There will be new opportunities to truly enjoy yourself through
recreation, hobbies, and other amusements this year. Excuse me while I give the
ball a good clean it is covered in the wild leaves of tea from the last
reading. A-chew, sorry but some just went up my snout. You will discover new
outlets to express yourself creatively and playfully. Friends can be integral in
introducing you to a new hobby or different and exciting forms of recreation.
Frivolous fun will call you says the ball this year. Finances require extra
attention during the first half of this year so make sure much energy is spent
sorting them out by your peoples. Creative projects might earn money or you
could be bringing more imagination and creativity into the work your peoples
do. Circumstances will conspire to remind you of the importance of hard work
and determination. It's time to realise your goals and make changes so your path
better reflects the principles closest to your heart. The year leaves you feeling
stronger with a sense of purpose and clarity. Energy levels will be stronger
than they have been in recent years. Look out for a rekindling of passions and
inspiration in your life.
Dip-Dip Dinah,
Bridge & Eliot too. Here!
12/Dinah.
The cards!
Money and career will be the most demanding areas in your life for you
this year. The answers are not simple and there is no allowance for haste when
dealing with these areas. However with responsibility and perseverance, energies
in these sectors can be turned to gold. It is a good thing to always try to
help your peoples try something new and bring unexpected factors into their
environment and in their lifestyle and even in their outlook. Refresh, adjust,
and modernize should be your mantra. Don't let your peoples take sudden and
risky turns, though. Keep the good habits and get rid of those that are no
good. Stay away from tempting things that catch you in a net you'll find difficult
to get out of. Don’t be tempted by things that are not yours like stray socks
or chewable smalls. The first part of the year is appropriate for studying, or
taking practical courses in DOGA or some other calming activity. The year will
see you meeting friends and exchanging ideas. The second part of the year will
be favourable to home and family. You could be redesigning your abode making
room for a more spacious sleeping arrangement. Your family will become happier
and relatives will show great support. Escape stress by spending your time in
the open air in an active, nice, delightful way! Try finding new places to
explore. Remember though to be diligent when reading pee-mails as you don’t
want to miss what is going on in your hood. With hard graft, perseverance and dogged determination you will have a year where the showers of success rain down on you steadily as the year goes on. A year of onwards and upwards. By the years end you will be on a firm footing to continue your success into the year that follows. A year where foundations built will last well into the future.
13/Bridge.
13/Bridge.
The tarot!
This last year has been sobering at times. Learning to
fend for oneself often is a process that may require some introspective soul
searching and definitely less spontaneous actions. This year, a stronger, more
mature you will emerge. The tarot cards never lie for only yesterday I drew the
9 of cups and although I haven’t made that many yet I am getting there with all
the tea leaves I have been using. Anyone
got a number for Dyno-Rod? The toilet looks well blocked. Do not focus on the
past to the point of feeling stuck there, look ahead with optimism and hope. With
a positive outlook you will bring about a feeling that a weight has been
lifted. You are this year likely to be more outgoing than you have been. Build in
strength and keep a steady balance. The path to greatest fulfilment is through
flexibility, communicating and finding a balance that includes your others
needs. You have the opportunity to strike a balance between your own needs and
those of others. Be as clear as possible in your communications and do not go simply
reacting to pressure from others. Take the time to learn what it is you truly
want. Is that toy something you really desire or do you want it because someone
else does? Committed relationships require more sharing. Resist the temptation
to try to control a partner, but give them as much freedom as you would want.
More casual relationships are likely to be exciting and colourful. The last
quarter of the year is excellent for family relations and matters related to
the home. Any efforts towards restructuring and reorganizing your life will truly
pay off. A year where the seeds you sew and tend with such loving care will bare fruit so sweet you will wonder at how joyous mother nature is and how benevolent. Life is a bowl of cherries for you that is.
14/Eliot.
Tea leaves!
How many cups of tea is that? I have lost count and the
toilet is blocked. Pip put the kettle on again we are back with the leaves of
tea once more. You have so much to contribute, so it's not surprising that
others are looking to you for a lead and asking you for advice. You have an
innovative and quirky style that is not only eye catching but certainly impressive
too. You do not work alone for at your side is a steadfast furry stuffy that is
always there through thick or thin.
Maybe this is a good thing as a stuffy never nags, or bosses or moans
and whines. Your stuffy is the bees knees. Your generosity is well known, but
watch out for unnecessary extravagance, avoiding large expenditures or investments.
Problems will soon be solved through patience and perseverance not by spending
your way out. You are in excellent form physically and will accomplish a lot. You
have had little trouble in twisting your peoples round your little paw. Those
doe eyes and head tilt melts their hearts every time. There are plenty of new
faces to meet and greet. Remember every single one is a potential new friend. You
will be very popular this year. No matter how many mistakes you make, you'll be
able to find the funny side and that in turn, will encourage others to love you
too. Make time to have some fun and expand your social horizons. Your words
have weight, and your actions encourages others to follow your example. Use
this wisely and you will find not only is your world a place everybody else
wants to be in. it is somewhere you are happy in too. Stuffy and you are going places this year.
The cards would not divulge what form your stuffy takes but we see four so we
say stuffy has four limbs. The four aspects for you this year are, a little
frugality, a touch of serenity, a twist of spontaneity and a sprinkle of
opportunity. Reach out with the paw, it is all there waiting for you and
stuffy.
How exciting. Sounds like we THREE are in for a wonderful year. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Thank you very much. I have so much to look forward to. This is my first reading. I am going to take a long nap and ponder all that I have learned. You are truly wise.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
OMD Molly! Wow! You have really outdone yourself! Incredible! When you give a reading, you REALLY GIVE A READING! APPLAWSE APPLAWSE APPLAWSE!!!
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
Mystic Molly
ReplyDeleteWhat amazing powews you have. I am looking fowawd to a bwight footoowe that you see fow me. I have neglected my stuffies, and now I know why. I hopes you gots that slobbew off yoow cwystal ball and the tea leaves out of yoow fuws and all the cawds picked up again. This is sooo much fun
Soochie kisses
Asta
Pee ess hope you get a bweak, see yoo awound the ciwcus
Wow! Telling fortunes sure is hard work. I'll go get you a drink!
ReplyDeleteUm....if I can find my way out of here. I'm tangled up in these whispy curtains!
ReplyDeleteCheeseburgers, fun, and frolic, bring it on! Now about this chaperone ...I hope this is referring to my faithful nurse Puddles...because anyone else might cramp my style
Bawwhahahaha Frankie ...sounds like the evil snow army will be back in 2013. Sorry buddy!
ReplyDeleteOops, I think I ate Elliot's tea leaves ...I thought they were there for the taking. Molly these are so spot on and so funny!!! My assistant and I are howling!!
ReplyDeleteOMD...you so could not has done no betters with Pip's horoscope! But I was wonderin' how comes you didn't say HAWT CHAPERONE...I mean like fur reals. But there is nuttin' leaisure withs me around...bwhahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletePuddles
Molly the Magnificent has struck again! She is the BESTEST horoscope reader ever.
ReplyDeleteWow Molly you have some psychic skills! I'm so excited about my love life in particular:-)
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for my reading xx
Wow molly you did a great job on those fortunes...we chipin on the first chipin ...was that right?
ReplyDeletestella rose
MOLLY YOU MYSTIC POWERS ARE ASTOUNDING, AMUSING, ALL AROUND HILARIOUS AND.....WE ARE GIVING YOU A STANDING OVATION
ReplyDeleteHUGS YOUR BFFF MADI
PS I HOPE FRANKIE'S WIVES DON'T SEE HIS...JUST SAYIN'
Molly this is fantastic, how you manage to eat squirrel and fortune tell, you are truly amazing, we love ours and thank you so much for your hard work.. I can see you sitting there with squirrel blood dripping off your chin, wanna a kiss..BOL, we have already been to the cheesy kissing corner, that was worth every dollar :) We are having such fun..Off to donate :) xx00xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Mystic Molly you NAILED MY (Frankie Furter) fortune.. Nailed it like a Dew Claw Nail fur SURE!! It all sounds SUPER GRRREAT to ME. Esp. the Pawt about the Snow FREAKS. You and your Crystal Ball make a MARVELOUS TEAM. THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO much fur the Wonderful READING!!!
ReplyDeleteYour very relieved... that I have GRRREAT THINGYS COMING... FUREND, Frankie Furter
Miss Mystic Molly... this is ME.. ERNIE...
ReplyDeleteGee I have a GOOD fortune. Frankie said that you might see DIETS and Nails TRIMS and DOGTOR Visits and stuffs, butt NOW I think he was just Yankin my Walkin String.... beclaws I LOVE the Fortune that you read fur me.
Please give your Crystal Ball a big Sniff from me fur doing such a good job. Your Furend, Ernie
You are doing a great job Molly. I bet your Chrystal ball is ready to melt!
ReplyDeleteMurphy & Stanley
You are so clever! What fun. :)
ReplyDelete